ROOFYCOIN PRESENTS: THE REVOLUTIONARY MEMORY–ERASING INVESTMENT EXPERIENCE!
WHY REMEMBER YOUR BAD DECISIONS WHEN YOU CAN JUST FORGET THEM?
"I can’t remember if I bought RoofyCoin or how much I spent, and I’ve never been happier!" – Satisfied Customer (probably)
BUY NOW! (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!)
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REPEAT (IF YOU REMEMBER)
PREPARE FOR COMPLETE MEMORY WIPE
MEMORY INTEGRITY: 66% (DANGEROUS LEVELS OF RECALL)
WARNING: During Blackout Events, all memory of ROOFY price action may be erased.
ROADMAP (IF WE REMEMBER IT)
PHASE 1: THE FORGETTING
Launch ROOFY, initiate amnesia, form community of memory-fragmented holders.
BEFORE ROOFYCOIN:
Stressed trader, checking charts, can't sleep.
AFTER ROOFYCOIN:
Peaceful ignorance, restful nights, forgotten entries.
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION (SATIRE)
ROOFYCOIN is a satirical meme coin. No actual memory loss is promised or delivered.
ROADMAP (IF WE REMEMBER IT)
🚀 PHASE 1: THE FORGETTING
Launch ROOFY on Pump.fun and initiate the first wave of collective amnesia. Establish community of forgetful holders through strategic Blackout Events and Memory Fragment discoveries.
❓ PHASE 2: THE BLANK SPACE
Expand the amnesia ecosystem with the Forgotten Gains Tracker™ and Memory Restoration Support Group. Implement cross-chain amnesia bridges (if we remember to).
💡 PHASE 3: THE REVELATION
Introduce revolutionary utility that we'll definitely remember to build. Possibly forgetting other bad investments too? Details are hazy by design.
🤔 PHASE 4: THE ???
We forgot what we planned for this phase, which means it's working perfectly! Stay tuned for... something? Or nothing? Who can remember!